Serve up laughter with this Desperate Dan Birthday Card! It features The Dandy’s strongest cowboy in classic comic style. Personalise it with any name and age for a hilarious surprise. Personalised Cow Pie Fun!
Why it’s perfect:
- Stars Desperate Dan with his iconic cow pie
- Add names/ages in bold, western-style fonts
- Printed on 350gsm matte cardstock (no fingerprints!)
- Same-day dispatch if ordered by 3pm
- Colours may vary slightly according to your monitor display
Kids love seeing their name with Dan. Adults enjoy the nostalgic Dandy vibes. Ideal for:
✓ Birthday pranksters
✓ Last-minute gifts (order by 3pm!)
✓ Comic book collectors
Warning: May cause:
• Uncontrollable chuckles
• Cravings for giant pies
• Demands to display it
Order your Desperate Dan Personalised Card today!
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